TRUMP FOLLOWS ANTIFA DoJ SLAM WITH COMIC BOOK ARREST WARRANT

Written By Terence Hawkins

WASHINGTON (AP)

Following up on its decision to designate a non-existent organization a terrorist group, the Trump Justice Department has said it will issue an international warrant through Interpol for anarchist mastermind Viktor von Doom.

Lovable butterball Attorney General William Barr announced the decision today. “Naming Antifa a terrorist organization was only the first step,” he wheezed. “We did so fully cognizant of the jurisdictional difficulties involved in indicting a highly complicated and well-organized structure that has no existence outside the imaginations of chronic masturbators. Today’s bold and decisive action strikes directly at its leader, Dr. Doom, who directs his imaginary minions from his unreal castle in the fictitious kingdom of Latveria.”

Dr. Doom could not be reached for comment.

Terence Hawkins

Terence Hawkins is an author and literary entrepreneur. 

His most recent novel, American Neolithic, was called "a towering work of speculative fiction" in a Year's Best review in Kirkus Reviews. "Leftovers" author Tom Perrotta said it is "a one of a kind novel. . . Terry Hawkins is a bold and fearless writer." Kevin Wilson, author of The Family Fang, said "American Neolithic is overflowing with ideas, the narrative running on overdrive at all times."

His first book, The Rage of Achilles, is a recounting of the Iliad in the form of a novel. Based on the Homeric text as well as the groundbreaking work of neuropsychologist and philosopher Julian Jaynes, it reimagines the Trojan War as fought by real soldiers, rather than heroes and gods. Richard Selzer called it "masterful. . .infused with all the immediacy of a current event."

Hawkins is also the author of numerous short stories and essays. His work has been published in Eclectica, Pindeldyboz, Poor Mojo's Almanac(k), and Magaera, as well as many other journals. His opinion and humor has also appeared in the New Haven Register and on Connecticut Public Radio.

In 2011, Terence Hawkins founded the Yale Writers' Conference. By 2015 it brought over three hundred participants from every continent but Antarctica to New Haven to work with celebrated writers including Colum McCann, Julia Glass, Colm Toibin, and Amy Bloom.

Hawkins now manages the Company of Writers, offering authors' services including weekend workshops and manuscript consultation. The Company also coaches first-time authors through the writing and submission process.

Terence Hawkins grew up in Uniontown, Pennsylvania, a coal mining town famous as the setting of Phillipp Meyer's American Rust. He is an alumnus of Yale University, where he served as Publisher of the Yale Daily News. He is married to Sharon Witt and lives in New Haven.

Hawkins is currently at work on another novel.

 

http://www.terence-hawkins.com
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