Anthony “Tony Mooch” Scaramucci. . .suggested that Steve “Do Not Resuscitate” Bannon was capable of autofellation.

“You’ve done the Lord’s work today,” he says in his oily midwestern AM radio voice. “And you will be richly rewarded.”

“Was it mere coincidence that we started to see scary orange haired buffoons everywhere?”

“In every true story there is a ford.”

Oligarchs like good food, sunshine, and strippers who don't wipe their asses with their fingers.

(Originally published June 2020).

If history and the polls are any gauge, 2021 will begin with Donald Trump pulled from the Oval Office like a blood-gorged tick from a cat’s ear—gently, so his head doesn’t break off and cause infection.

An image worth more than the thousand words to follow.

“Fascism is back.”

“Two dead mailmen were sending letters in the next world.”

Kind of.