Jackie’s European polish and effortless grace serve only to emphasize her husband’s OG Ivy League awkward charm.

Please read and consider the last days of this soldier of the 28th Connecticut.

The ideal of feminine beauty, were she five and a half feet tall, would have had a twelve inch waist, four foot legs, and a pair of Zeppelins which when passing overhead would have thrown a small town into total eclipse.

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“Fascism is back.”

Not to suggest for a moment that Amazon is a soulless monolith nourished by the tears of authors and indie publishers. . .

The answer may surprise you! But maybe not.

Anthony “Tony Mooch” Scaramucci. . .suggested that Steve “Do Not Resuscitate” Bannon was capable of autofellation.

“You’ve done the Lord’s work today,” he says in his oily midwestern AM radio voice. “And you will be richly rewarded.”

“Was it mere coincidence that we started to see scary orange haired buffoons everywhere?”

“In every true story there is a ford.”

Oligarchs like good food, sunshine, and strippers who don't wipe their asses with their fingers.

(Originally published June 2020).

If history and the polls are any gauge, 2021 will begin with Donald Trump pulled from the Oval Office like a blood-gorged tick from a cat’s ear—gently, so his head doesn’t break off and cause infection.

An image worth more than the thousand words to follow.